








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1525 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2478 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3614 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2678 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,956 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hifo- | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | Prof.Leon | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | BCK | 48% | 339 |
| #4 | Hobbyboss | 44% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hifo- | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | Prof.Leon | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | BCK | 48% | 339 |
| #4 | Hobbyboss | 44% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BCK | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Hobbyboss | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Prof.Leon | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BCK | 559 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | Prof.Leon | 328 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Hobbyboss | 217 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | -Hifo- | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof.Leon | +1.35 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | BCK | +0.85 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Hobbyboss | -0.52 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | Perry the Platypus *<[]:-) | -0.57 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | -Hifo- | -1.88 | 69 | 56 |





