








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 372 | 17% |
| Smokes | 634 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 495 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 684 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,116 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dani | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Hobbyboss | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Perry the Platypus *<[]:-) | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | Prof.Leon | 56% | 48 |
| #5 | BCK | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dani | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Hobbyboss | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Perry the Platypus *<[]:-) | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | Prof.Leon | 56% | 48 |
| #5 | BCK | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof.Leon | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Perry the Platypus *<[]:-) | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Hobbyboss | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof.Leon | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | BCK | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hobbyboss | 62 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Perry the Platypus *<[]:-) | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dani | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dani | +2.26 | 68 | 41 |
| #2 | Prof.Leon | +1.62 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | BCK | +1.26 | 80 | 74 |
| #4 | Perry the Platypus *<[]:-) | +0.52 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | Hobbyboss | +0.42 | 52 | 61 |





