








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




235 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3504 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1713 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 131 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,986,941 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1063 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | captain cooked | 52% | 88 |
| #2 | WOWSUCHYEET | 44% | 395 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | 42% | 207 |
| #4 | P250 | Sand Dune | 40% | 175 |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | captain cooked | 52% | 88 |
| #2 | WOWSUCHYEET | 44% | 395 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | 42% | 207 |
| #4 | P250 | Sand Dune | 40% | 175 |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOWSUCHYEET | 246 | 0.0338 |
| #2 | blehhhh :p | 113 | 0.0303 |
| #3 | P250 | Sand Dune | 39 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | i love mentally ill girls | 15 | 0.0287 |
| #5 | captain cooked | 13 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOWSUCHYEET | 1279 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | blehhhh :p | 591 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | captain cooked | 351 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | P250 | Sand Dune | 204 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | 90 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | +2.87 | 71 | 39 |
| #2 | captain cooked | +2.15 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | +0.63 | 74 | 19 |
| #4 | WOWSUCHYEET | +0.31 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | -1.62 | 40 | 33 |





