








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




158 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1845 | 43% |
| Smokes | 127 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2062 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 276 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $824,022 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xxmilfslayer69xX | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | captain cooked | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | WOWSUCHYEET | 43% | 235 |
| #4 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 42% | 207 |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | captain cooked | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | WOWSUCHYEET | 43% | 235 |
| #4 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 42% | 207 |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | 38% | 21 |
| #6 | P250 | Sand Dune | 38% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOWSUCHYEET | 165 | 0.0391 |
| #2 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 125 | 0.0329 |
| #3 | P250 | Sand Dune | 27 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | i love mentally ill girls | 11 | 0.0292 |
| #5 | captain cooked | 8 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOWSUCHYEET | 774 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 485 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | captain cooked | 162 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | P250 | Sand Dune | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | i love mentally ill girls | 87 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | +2.38 | 63 | 35 |
| #2 | captain cooked | +2.02 | 56 | 66 |
| #3 | i love mentally ill girls | +2.01 | 39 | 34 |
| #4 | blehhhh :p | +1.71 | 79 | 21 |
| #5 | Xxmilfslayer69xX | +0.56 | 62 | 52 |





