








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9324 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6674 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5780 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1983 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,262,391 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1082 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 52% | 88 |
| #2 | WOWSUCHYEET | 50% | 147 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 52% | 88 |
| #2 | WOWSUCHYEET | 50% | 147 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOWSUCHYEET | 68 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 37 | 0.0219 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | 24 | 0.0358 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOWSUCHYEET | 516 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | 190 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | 126 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️SilverSurfer♥ | +2.95 | 69 | 39 |
| #2 | captain cooked | +2.22 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | blehhhh :p | +0.27 | 67 | 18 |
| #4 | WOWSUCHYEET | +0.20 | 67 | 40 |





