








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3182 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3499 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2524 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3661 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,372,921 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jade | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | Bawk | 51% | 183 |
| #3 | jane | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jade | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | Bawk | 51% | 183 |
| #3 | jane | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bawk | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | jane | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | jade | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bawk | 434 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | jane | 151 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | jade | 118 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bawk | +3.06 | 66 | 49 |
| #2 | jade | +2.09 | 58 | 45 |
| #3 | Challenge List | +0.44 | 58 | 41 |
| #4 | jane | -1.28 | 44 | 43 |





