








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 146 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8926 | 20% |
| Smokes | 12937 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 12276 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10096 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,998 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manny | 57% | 100 |
| #2 | Dio | 53% | 70 |
| #3 | jimbo | 49% | 408 |
| #4 | sLump | 49% | 376 |
| #5 | ☣ HairyLeg ☢ | 48% | 578 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sLump | 397 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | jimbo | 288 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☣ HairyLeg ☢ | 249 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #4 | kriszz | 248 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dio | 203 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimbo | +5.66 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | kriszz | +3.72 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | mihu69 | +1.75 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | Dio | +1.29 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | manny | -1.20 | 49 | 56 |





