








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2800 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3657 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2052 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3598 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,990 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mihu69 | 49% | 376 |
| #2 | jimbo | 48% | 192 |
| #3 | manny | 46% | 95 |
| #4 | ☣ HairyLeg ☢ | 44% | 227 |
| #5 | kriszz | 42% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ☣ HairyLeg ☢ | 44% | 227 |
| #5 | kriszz | 42% | 231 |
| #6 | c0smiclobic | 39% | 49 |
| #7 | riko3600 | 32% | 65 |
| #8 | kunn | 28% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mihu69 | 27 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | kunn | 10 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | manny | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | kriszz | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | jimbo | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mihu69 | 655 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | kriszz | 491 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | manny | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | jimbo | 142 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | ☣ HairyLeg ☢ | 40 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimbo | +6.15 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | kriszz | +4.01 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | mihu69 | +1.97 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | c0smiclobic | -0.68 | 16 | 19 |
| #5 | manny | -1.15 | 42 | 54 |





