








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1052 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 304 matches | ||
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




334 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10805 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6413 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4920 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5525 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,145,039 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2010 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K! | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | mihu69 | 53% | 70 |
| #3 | ☣ HairyLeg ☢ | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | gabi4355 | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | Ek0s | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mihu69 | +2.80 | 63 | 58 |
| #2 | K! | +2.44 | 50 | 66 |
| #3 | Dio | +2.19 | 63 | 50 |
| #4 | Ek0s | +0.50 | 63 | 23 |
| #5 | gabi4355 | -0.49 | 44 | 42 |





