








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4447 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3623 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3366 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3863 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,876 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JackaN | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | BarrelDickson | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Lt. DanielSon | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | CDJ | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4rma | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Lt. DanielSon | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | CDJ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Cal | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Wouti. | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | +3.78 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | WILS♡N | +2.78 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | @CRMJ | +2.29 | 95 | 64 |
| #4 | jamesta | +1.60 | 91 | 58 |
| #5 | P4rma | +1.37 | 76 | 63 |





