








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 603 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8691 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6309 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5954 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7057 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,042,822 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 980 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okipullup | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | Steel™ | 52% | 83 |
| #3 | Nick | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | fa0 | 50% | 110 |
| #5 | Kaema-_- | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Steel™ | 52% | 83 |
| #3 | Nick | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | fa0 | 50% | 110 |
| #5 | Kaema-_- | 49% | 98 |
| #6 | Amadeus | 42% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fa0 | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Steel™ | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Kaema-_- | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | okipullup | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Amadeus | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fa0 | 524 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kaema-_- | 293 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Steel™ | 280 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | okipullup | 219 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Nick | 201 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanner | +4.14 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Kaema-_- | +0.54 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | Steel™ | +0.20 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | okipullup | -1.76 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | Nick | -1.84 | 61 | 62 |





