








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 785 matches | ||
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7779 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4807 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6865 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7487 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,196,811 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 817 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanner | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | cayden | 53% | 68 |
| #3 | fa0 | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanner | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | cayden | 53% | 68 |
| #3 | fa0 | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanner | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | fa0 | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | cayden | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanner | 369 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | fa0 | 359 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | cayden | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanner | +5.55 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | okipullup | +0.59 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | cayden | -0.58 | 81 | 25 |
| #4 | fa0 | -0.91 | 54 | 59 |





