








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1230 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 728 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,810 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iharauhassa | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Antti | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 70% | 23 |
| #4 | copkillah | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | himas? jussi | 54% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ☆ZailonB☆ | 48% | 61 |
| #9 | Monster no homo | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | nEz | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | Alvarh4 | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | lehtine | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edzku | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | copkillah | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | nEz | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edzku | 372 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | ☆ZailonB☆ | 177 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | himas? jussi | 161 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | arttu | 52 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Alvarh4 | 45 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arttu | +1.92 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | SamSam55 | +1.53 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | +1.15 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | iharauhassa | +1.02 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | Edzku | +0.71 | 56 | 68 |





