








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 59 | 7% |
| Smokes | 152 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 360 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,708 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | 48% | 120 |
| #8 | fxydoctor | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | ak4sh1zera | 42% | 252 |
| #10 | Mizoreのoboe | 39% | 228 |
| #11 | davinci254254 | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mizoreのoboe | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | ak4sh1zera | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | 渡辺曜 | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | davinci254254 | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 804 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | 渡辺曜 | 257 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mizoreのoboe | 243 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | davinci254254 | 200 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Burning Hami | 178 | 0.14 | 4 min |





