








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2021 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3151 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2374 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2902 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $795,189 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CreativeGenie | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | largesoda | 59% | 93 |
| #3 | Bubble | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | Latvija100 | 54% | 275 |
| #5 | artie | 52% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | MarXsman | 50% | 30 |
| #8 | eadee | 49% | 95 |
| #9 | ANATOLY CYKA | 47% | 126 |
| #10 | ANATOLY MKII (Im better) | 43% | 28 |
| #11 | Shiifters | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvija100 | 45 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | ANATOLY CYKA | 27 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Cleb | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | ANATOLY MKII (Im better) | 13 | 0.0238 |
| #5 | eadee | 9 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvija100 | 609 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | ANATOLY CYKA | 412 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | artie | 275 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Cleb | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | largesoda | 166 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble | +3.31 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | eadee | +2.59 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | bazsy | +0.98 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Latvija100 | +0.64 | 70 | 68 |
| #5 | artie | +0.34 | 61 | 57 |





