








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3776 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3267 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4392 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3539 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,849,609 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 830 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bazsy | 50% | 107 |
| #2 | eadee | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | CreativeGenie | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | largesoda | 48% | 91 |
| #5 | Latvija100 | 46% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | largesoda | 48% | 91 |
| #5 | Latvija100 | 46% | 222 |
| #6 | ANATOLY CYKA | 45% | 155 |
| #7 | artie | 44% | 85 |
| #8 | Bubble | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvija100 | 42 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | ANATOLY CYKA | 30 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Bubble | 16 | 0.0196 |
| #4 | bazsy | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | artie | 8 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANATOLY CYKA | 652 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Latvija100 | 515 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | artie | 379 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | bazsy | 187 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | largesoda | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble | +5.04 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | eadee | +2.32 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | largesoda | +1.41 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | Latvija100 | +1.24 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | bazsy | +0.81 | 68 | 51 |





