








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2342 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3563 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2910 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2001 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,124 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bazsy | 59% | 93 |
| #2 | Bubble | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | CreativeGenie | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | Latvija100 | 54% | 202 |
| #5 | eadee | 51% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Latvija100 | 54% | 202 |
| #5 | eadee | 51% | 93 |
| #6 | artie | 50% | 60 |
| #7 | ANATOLY CYKA | 50% | 64 |
| #8 | Cleb | 48% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvija100 | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | eadee | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Bubble | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | ANATOLY CYKA | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | artie | 5 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvija100 | 406 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | artie | 278 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | ANATOLY CYKA | 266 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | eadee | 149 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Cleb | 140 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble | +2.53 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | eadee | +2.44 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | largesoda | +0.72 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | Latvija100 | +0.71 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | bazsy | +0.70 | 71 | 50 |





