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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 760 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2861 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3514 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3489 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1171 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,156 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | πππππ | 55% | 186 |
| #6 | Aya | 52% | 227 |
| #7 | InnovatΓ΄h | 52% | 88 |
| #8 | Sir. Noopy | 49% | 37 |
| #9 | Potatos | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aya | 46 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | InnovatΓ΄h | 35 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | Altimine | 28 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | LeVraiCroissant | 24 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | πππππ | 14 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aya | 712 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | InnovatΓ΄h | 402 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | Altimine | 328 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Potatos | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | LeVraiCroissant | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππππ | +5.04 | 78 | 32 |
| #2 | LeVraiCroissant | +2.92 | 61 | 38 |
| #3 | Altimine | +2.74 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Lazooor | +1.59 | 44 | 27 |
| #5 | Aya | +1.31 | 38 | 53 |





