








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7393 | 44% |
| Smokes | 4310 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2872 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2325 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,055,352 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Altimine | 56% | 231 |
| #4 | πππππ | 55% | 300 |
| #5 | SOYOU | 52% | 227 |
| #6 | InnovatΓ΄h | 52% | 378 |
| #7 | Potatos | 51% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InnovatΓ΄h | 104 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | LeVraiCroissant | 32 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | πππππ | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Potatos | 28 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | SOYOU | 24 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InnovatΓ΄h | 1559 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | Altimine | 345 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Potatos | 322 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | SOYOU | 321 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | πππππ | 185 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππππ | +3.35 | 74 | 35 |
| #2 | Altimine | +2.54 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | LeVraiCroissant | +2.20 | 56 | 39 |
| #4 | Aya | +0.79 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | InnovatΓ΄h | +0.64 | 55 | 53 |





