








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2032 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4420 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2988 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2748 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,947,670 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeVraiCroissant | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | SOYOU | 59% | 233 |
| #3 | Innovatôh | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Lazooor | 57% | 82 |
| #5 | Aya | 56% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aya | 48 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | SOYOU | 31 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | LeVraiCroissant | 21 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | Lazooor | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Innovatôh | 12 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aya | 706 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | SOYOU | 369 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Innovatôh | 203 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | Potatos | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | LeVraiCroissant | 85 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒙 | +2.91 | 71 | 32 |
| #2 | LeVraiCroissant | +2.48 | 53 | 40 |
| #3 | Altimine | +2.31 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Aya | +1.14 | 33 | 53 |
| #5 | Lazooor | +0.87 | 40 | 36 |





