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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1084 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3706 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5645 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7492 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6517 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,849 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeVraiCroissant | 58% | 135 |
| #2 | InnovatΓ΄h | 57% | 350 |
| #3 | Aya | 55% | 300 |
| #4 | SOYOU | 55% | 186 |
| #5 | Potatos | 52% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Potatos | 52% | 242 |
| #6 | Sir. Noopy | 49% | 260 |
| #7 | Altimine | 48% | 91 |
| #8 | Arcane | 48% | 232 |
| #9 | Big Bad Bwear | 45% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InnovatΓ΄h | 91 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Sir. Noopy | 57 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | Arcane | 49 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | Aya | 42 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Potatos | 36 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InnovatΓ΄h | 1636 | 0.24 | 35 min |
| #2 | Aya | 993 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | Potatos | 453 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Arcane | 333 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Big Bad Bwear | 285 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππππ | +3.28 | 76 | 37 |
| #2 | LeVraiCroissant | +1.28 | 60 | 38 |
| #3 | InnovatΓ΄h | +0.94 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | Altimine | +0.70 | 68 | 56 |
| #5 | Aya | +0.26 | 40 | 54 |





