








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3945 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4068 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2474 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2812 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,232 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shakana | 87% | 31 |
| #2 | ඞ | 83% | 24 |
| #3 | Woody 8964 UwU | 81% | 31 |
| #4 | z0owater | 79% | 67 |
| #5 | c419l4tion | 70% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kur0 | 19 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 15 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | c419l4tion | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Ernest | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | z0owater | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ඞ | +4.72 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | Jo7 | +4.36 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | ArYip | +2.31 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | kur0 | +1.94 | 89 | 57 |
| #5 | Ernest | +1.53 | 92 | 18 |





