








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 815 | 25% |
| Smokes | 998 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 895 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,119 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woody 8964 UwU | 82% | 56 |
| #2 | Shalu | 82% | 60 |
| #3 | Shakana | 76% | 63 |
| #4 | z0owater | 74% | 122 |
| #5 | ♥HumyS♥ | 70% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jo7 | 70% | 147 |
| #7 | kur0 | 66% | 207 |
| #8 | Harehi | 65% | 23 |
| #9 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 63% | 80 |
| #10 | c419l4tion | 61% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kur0 | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | z0owater | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 13 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | c419l4tion | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Jo7 | 9 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kur0 | 1206 | 0.30 | 25 min |
| #2 | Jo7 | 488 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | c419l4tion | 471 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | z0owater | 297 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 117 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jo7 | +4.02 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Shalu | +2.84 | 78 | 36 |
| #3 | Ernest | +2.31 | 92 | 20 |
| #4 | kur0 | +2.25 | 90 | 56 |
| #5 | c419l4tion | +0.48 | 72 | 53 |





