








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,007 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1488 | 37% |
| Smokes | 740 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1193 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,384 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shakana | 100% | 11 |
| #2 | Shalu | 91% | 11 |
| #3 | ♥HumyS♥ | 85% | 13 |
| #4 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 73% | 63 |
| #5 | Jo7 | 70% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | z0owater | 70% | 30 |
| #7 | kur0 | 69% | 101 |
| #8 | NakanoLeo | 69% | 13 |
| #9 | ඞ | 67% | 12 |
| #10 | Ernest | 61% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kur0 | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Ernest | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Jo7 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ♥HumyS♥ | 3 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kur0 | 587 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | Jo7 | 279 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ernest | 112 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | TAPPY_HK LUN_CS | 99 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | z0owater | 80 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ඞ | +5.46 | 84 | 46 |
| #2 | Jo7 | +4.61 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | kur0 | +2.19 | 87 | 58 |
| #4 | Shalu | +1.89 | 90 | 30 |
| #5 | Ernest | +1.52 | 91 | 19 |





