








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 976 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 334 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22416 | 34% |
| Smokes | 17122 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 16932 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9050 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,541,977 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5737 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jah | 49% | 108 |
| #2 | deB | 49% | 199 |
| #3 | Lemon | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | TheGooose69 | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jah | 49% | 108 |
| #2 | deB | 49% | 199 |
| #3 | Lemon | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | TheGooose69 | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | TheGooose69 | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Jah | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Lemon | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 1699 | 0.40 | 54 min |
| #2 | Jah | 307 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | TheGooose69 | 99 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lemon | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | +1.07 | 41 | 78 |
| #2 | Jah | +0.89 | 48 | 56 |
| #3 | TheGooose69 | +0.30 | 47 | 47 |
| #4 | Lemon | -0.23 | 50 | 49 |
| #5 | TheNaughtyPantsler | -0.68 | 50 | 60 |





