








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5376 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3496 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1861 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3727 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,497,878 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Little TvD | 46% | 162 |
| #9 | deepmuffin | 45% | 272 |
| #10 | Mr. Scooby Jew | 42% | 146 |
| #11 | Read, my friend. | 38% | 47 |
| #12 | sef8 | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lightacouis | 51 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Mr. Scooby Jew | 49 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | deepmuffin | 42 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | poyraz | 35 | 0.0187 |
| #5 | waoud | 26 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el doustre | +5.31 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | waoud | +3.63 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | lightacouis | +3.55 | 71 | 76 |
| #4 | bienes | +1.40 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | poyraz | +0.90 | 67 | 20 |





