








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5141 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4381 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3782 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2862 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,515,110 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :( | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | asian | 55% | 364 |
| #3 | Tsukidon Bakada | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | Fr0staa | 51% | 129 |
| #5 | Tehosekoin | 50% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tehosekoin | 50% | 111 |
| #6 | Kissa | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | Baltteri | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Finski | 48% | 77 |
| #9 | VMKII | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asian | 49 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Tehosekoin | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Fr0staa | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Kissa | 11 | 0.0139 |
| #5 | Tsukidon Bakada | 8 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asian | 1833 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #2 | Fr0staa | 238 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Tehosekoin | 170 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Baltteri | 159 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | VMKII | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0staa | +2.22 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | 最Makku高 | +1.46 | 87 | 53 |
| #3 | Finski | +1.15 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | Tehosekoin | +0.85 | 84 | 47 |
| #5 | asian | +0.46 | 55 | 66 |





