








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1231 | 7% |
| Smokes | 6998 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 4929 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3626 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,361 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | 50% | 176 |
| #2 | kSee | 48% | 108 |
| #3 | w1nted | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | Patropro [KSK] | 47% | 198 |
| #5 | Genano | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Genano | 47% | 104 |
| #6 | Wistiq | 47% | 232 |
| #7 | JALLA | 46% | 175 |
| #8 | Hessel | 44% | 96 |
| #9 | NadavCS | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NadavCS | 30 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | JB | 28 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | kSee | 24 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | w1nted | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Wistiq | 21 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wistiq | 656 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | JALLA | 512 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | w1nted | 417 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | JB | 381 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Hessel | 358 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | +5.17 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | kSee | +3.62 | 74 | 33 |
| #3 | Hessel | +2.62 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | NadavCS | +1.02 | 57 | 44 |
| #5 | JALLA | -0.12 | 54 | 42 |





