








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 932 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1070 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 852 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,241 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mitinaax) | 59% | 44 |
| #6 | Yamero~ | 57% | 7 |
| #7 | yaankz | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | v1trage | 43% | 14 |
| #9 | TIP TOP | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitinaax) | 185 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | proxi | 55 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | v1trage | 44 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ComputerGeeK* | 38 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | yaankz | 29 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob3rts ;x | +4.76 | 98 | 53 |
| #2 | proxi | +3.09 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | ComputerGeeK* | +2.78 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | v1trage | +2.63 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | sqreet | +1.89 | 87 | 64 |





