








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3430 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2989 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2150 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2161 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,221 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wekfjo | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | MrBean | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | piechuks | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | Noname | 70% | 37 |
| #5 | pBCk | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIPSKYio | 17 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | zurrx | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | . | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | v1trage | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Latvish | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaankz | +3.79 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | . | +2.46 | 95 | 50 |
| #3 | proxi | +2.11 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | v1trage | +2.08 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | Noname | +1.76 | 93 | 64 |





