








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2690 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2643 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2731 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,554,771 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SALKCIN | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Puffy highs ♡ | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | Na'Des | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Puffy highs ♡ | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | Na'Des | 50% | 34 |
| #6 | Pawii | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Puffy highs ♡ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Pawii | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Na'Des | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pawii | 150 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Puffy highs ♡ | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | SALKCIN | 62 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Na'Des | 61 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puffy highs ♡ | +2.68 | 64 | 63 |
| #2 | Missen fra Amsterdam | +1.91 | 32 | 62 |
| #3 | Na'Des | +1.62 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Ditlef | -0.50 | 34 | 52 |
| #5 | SALKCIN | -0.70 | 32 | 73 |





