








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 246 | 11% |
| Smokes | 706 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 674 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 626 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,765 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NepH | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | PotatoAim | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | Laggs | 45% | 74 |
| #4 | RABBIT | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | ππ
°ππ
Άπ
΄ | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | GOKU | 22% | 9 |
| #10 | Bella | 17% | 6 |
| #11 | PyroMNKEY | 9% | 11 |
| #12 | Stroesa | 8% | 12 |
| #13 | SBR | 0% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laggs | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | RABBIT | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | PotatoAim | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Mr Luba Wuba | 2 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | ππ
°ππ
Άπ
΄ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laggs | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | β―β£ΖΗΙ¨ΥΌβ£β― | 115 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | RABBIT | 98 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ππ
°ππ
Άπ
΄ | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Krummels | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β―β£ΖΗΙ¨ΥΌβ£β― | +2.45 | 55 | 52 |
| #2 | RABBIT | +2.22 | 37 | 55 |
| #3 | Mr Luba Wuba | +2.08 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | NepH | +1.83 | 47 | 50 |
| #5 | Krummels | +0.43 | 54 | 63 |





