








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 722 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 971 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1952 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1477 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,730 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JerzND | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | Pixelrat | 57% | 74 |
| #3 | Woony | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Spesiaali | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | axel | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pixelrat | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Agent Dimitri | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Noa!m | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | 4llwaysBad | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Henkisesti silver | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pixelrat | 312 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | 4llwaysBad | 299 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♥ Kolibri ♥ | 236 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | NyyTTi ToPi =DDd | 204 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Henkisesti silver | 199 | 0.07 | 6 min |





