








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3762 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3048 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3062 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3070 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,039 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1025 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓸 | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | herkzz | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | KeretzZ | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | gre | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Mfk | 50% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒶 | 45% | 20 |
| #9 | Merczzz | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | L6ngu ッ | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | . | 41% | 29 |
| #12 | Nemts | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | herkzz | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | gre | 10 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Mfk | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | . | 9 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Spooky | 6 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spooky | 214 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | herkzz | 171 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | KeretzZ | 114 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | gre | 103 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mfk | 99 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gre | +2.91 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪zeN | +2.74 | 57 | 76 |
| #3 | . | +2.60 | 94 | 45 |
| #4 | KeretzZ | +1.09 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | L6ngu ッ | +0.14 | 60 | 61 |





