








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 643 | 23% |
| Smokes | 925 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 859 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 367 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,731 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | X1ZzeR ツ | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | YetiBerty | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | KartofSnitel | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | kys bro | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | 4bracaD4n13l | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | YetiBerty | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | KartofSnitel | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | kys bro | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | 4bracaD4n13l | 38% | 39 |
| #6 | ⍟ pan john | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YetiBerty | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | KartofSnitel | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | kys bro | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KartofSnitel | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | X1ZzeR ツ | 66 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | 4bracaD4n13l | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | kys bro | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | ⍟ pan john | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kys bro | +1.67 | 74 | 39 |
| #2 | X1ZzeR ツ | +1.52 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | KartofSnitel | +0.75 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | TheBlackbasha | Pvpro.com | -0.36 | 77 | 44 |
| #5 | YetiBerty | -0.62 | 61 | 16 |





