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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4569 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8304 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6637 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3947 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,582,376 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RauchPotato | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | KouwyNツ | 52% | 192 |
| #3 | Rygoodie | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | f12h | 48% | 628 |
| #5 | FOENEM | 48% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FOENEM | 48% | 305 |
| #6 | Cardo | 47% | 673 |
| #7 | t0fu | 46% | 209 |
| #8 | Huch | 45% | 227 |
| #9 | Frigid | 45% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cardo | 41 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | f12h | 39 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | FOENEM | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Huch | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | t0fu | 10 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f12h | 2224 | 0.17 | 59 min |
| #2 | Cardo | 1454 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #3 | KouwyNツ | 659 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | Huch | 506 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | FOENEM | 423 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f12h | +3.05 | 68 | 73 |
| #2 | KouwyNツ | +2.70 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | RauchPotato | +2.47 | 65 | 66 |
| #4 | Huch | +1.29 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | Rygoodie | +0.76 | 72 | 60 |





