








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1095 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2189 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1349 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2282 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,155,275 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KouwyNツ | 55% | 74 |
| #2 | GamerGoodie | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | f12h | 50% | 248 |
| #4 | lonlei | 46% | 209 |
| #5 | FOENEM | 46% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | f12h | 50% | 248 |
| #4 | lonlei | 46% | 209 |
| #5 | FOENEM | 46% | 179 |
| #6 | Huch | 46% | 41 |
| #7 | Cardo | 46% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cardo | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | lonlei | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | f12h | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | FOENEM | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Huch | 4 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f12h | 798 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Cardo | 587 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | lonlei | 409 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | KouwyNツ | 293 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | FOENEM | 278 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerGoodie | +3.97 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | f12h | +3.52 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Huch | +2.65 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | KouwyNツ | +2.30 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Cardo | -0.90 | 60 | 65 |





