








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 925 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 772 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1107 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 788 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,235 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a.fish.soul | 45% | 119 |
| #2 | Brian Grippin | 38% | 34 |
| #3 | not goy | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a.fish.soul | 45% | 119 |
| #2 | Brian Grippin | 38% | 34 |
| #3 | not goy | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | not goy | 22 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | a.fish.soul | 17 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Brian Grippin | 6 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a.fish.soul | 172 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | not goy | 168 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Brian Grippin | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Żywiec Białe | +3.32 | 73 | 38 |
| #2 | Brian Grippin | +0.58 | 30 | 26 |
| #3 | a.fish.soul | -1.66 | 29 | 45 |
| #4 | not goy | -2.78 | 37 | 27 |





