








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2294 | 68% |
| Smokes | 435 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 431 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,675 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Grippin | 48% | 141 |
| #2 | a.fish.soul | 45% | 226 |
| #3 | Żywiec Białe | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Grippin | 48% | 141 |
| #2 | a.fish.soul | 45% | 226 |
| #3 | Żywiec Białe | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Żywiec Białe | 31 | 0.0346 |
| #2 | Brian Grippin | 22 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | a.fish.soul | 19 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a.fish.soul | 310 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Brian Grippin | 246 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Żywiec Białe | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Żywiec Białe | +3.89 | 67 | 42 |
| #2 | Brian Grippin | +0.28 | 30 | 29 |
| #3 | not goy | -0.63 | 45 | 27 |
| #4 | a.fish.soul | -1.13 | 25 | 39 |





