








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2617 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3904 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3403 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2183 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,552,411 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzy | +7.62 | 81 | 27 |
| #2 | MasterN8 | +4.80 | 75 | 43 |
| #3 | PDF File | +2.81 | 79 | 43 |
| #4 | Nugatory | +1.95 | 44 | 33 |
| #5 | Microsoft Word | -2.19 | 54 | 42 |





