








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




193 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4242 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2876 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2013 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2280 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,897,481 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzy | +5.80 | 76 | 21 |
| #2 | Jeffrey Leighton (History Buff) | +3.24 | 77 | 20 |
| #3 | MasterN8 | +3.13 | 71 | 44 |
| #4 | PDF File | +1.50 | 81 | 40 |
| #5 | Microsoft Word | -2.69 | 48 | 40 |





