








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5445 | 49% |
| Smokes | 1603 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3263 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 864 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,223,984 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 702 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeffrey Leighton (History Buff) | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | cruzy | 61% | 75 |
| #3 | Nugatory | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | Microsoft Word | 57% | 473 |
| #5 | PDF File | 51% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzy | +6.10 | 78 | 26 |
| #2 | MasterN8 | +3.80 | 72 | 44 |
| #3 | Jeffrey Leighton (History Buff) | +2.67 | 75 | 20 |
| #4 | PDF File | +1.09 | 81 | 41 |
| #5 | Nugatory | +1.06 | 49 | 31 |





