








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1685 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1465 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1511 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $858,048 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Landyn | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | DeadyThePanda | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | lonesage | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Sorry | 55% | 60 |
| #5 | CruelBiscuit | 52% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bort | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | curren | 50% | 142 |
| #8 | Mr.Jones | 47% | 78 |
| #9 | NewAtThis | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | Jeugh | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | curren | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Mr.Jones | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Sorry | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | lonesage | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Bort | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sorry | 284 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | curren | 200 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | CruelBiscuit | 173 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr.Jones | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jeugh | 78 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Landyn | +2.63 | 57 | 55 |
| #2 | curren | +0.98 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | Sorry | +0.81 | 34 | 64 |
| #4 | Jeugh | +0.66 | 52 | 71 |
| #5 | d00d Ranch | +0.23 | 48 | 64 |





