








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 20% |
| Smokes | 806 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1118 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1212 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,059 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | .𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠 | 45% | 31 |
| #9 | ultraskorona01 | 45% | 92 |
| #10 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | 40% | 10 |
| #11 | greez | 39% | 33 |
| #12 | 💔 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | 22 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | jestem tylko piekarzem | 5 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | 3 | 0.0162 |
| #4 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | KacpX1211 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | 183 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 137 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | greez | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | KacpX1211 | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kaj Fi | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | +2.32 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | +1.96 | 91 | 51 |
| #3 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | +1.20 | 62 | 54 |
| #4 | ✪ <3 lil norbixon <3 ✪ | +0.97 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | tayren | +0.88 | 68 | 69 |





