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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3423 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6791 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4865 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8320 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,846,690 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3005 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💔 | 53% | 116 |
| #2 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | KacpX1211 | 51% | 189 |
| #4 | Kaj Fi | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | ultraskorona01 | 49% | 571 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | 1181 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #2 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 1018 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | 💔 | 387 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | greez | 332 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | KacpX1211 | 268 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | +1.58 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | +1.42 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | +1.16 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | 💔 | +0.84 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | KacpX1211 | +0.30 | 80 | 46 |





