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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1473 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




273 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9271 | 19% |
| Smokes | 15184 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 11101 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 12154 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,010,549 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | .𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠 | 49% | 571 |
| #7 | greez | 48% | 571 |
| #8 | Kaj Fi | 46% | 239 |
| #9 | ✪ <3 lil norbixon <3 ✪ | 45% | 92 |
| #10 | RaKsO | 42% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 2388 | 0.10 | 51 min |
| #2 | greez | 906 | 0.07 | 29 min |
| #3 | KacpX1211 | 670 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | 💔 | 654 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #5 | .𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠 | 500 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | +1.32 | 80 | 49 |
| #2 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | +1.04 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | 💔 | +0.85 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | +0.78 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪ <3 lil norbixon <3 ✪ | +0.35 | 82 | 61 |





