








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4833 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5220 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4359 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,947 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1074 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ultraskorona01 | 49% | 471 |
| #7 | Kaj Fi | 49% | 98 |
| #8 | greez | 49% | 217 |
| #9 | ✪ <3 lil norbixon <3 ✪ | 46% | 35 |
| #10 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | 79 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | .𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠 | 21 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Kaj Fi | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | 💔 | 7 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | 917 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 585 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | greez | 346 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | 💔 | 200 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | .𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠 | 170 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultraskorona01 | +1.72 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | Isagi Yoichi♥ | +1.27 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | ✪ <3 lil norbixon <3 ✪ | +0.88 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | +0.82 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | 💔 | +0.49 | 79 | 70 |





