








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4723 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3832 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1392 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2667 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,752,191 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velundy | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | lIkIa | 52% | 82 |
| #3 | k4RLa | 50% | 167 |
| #4 | Largo | 49% | 145 |
| #5 | natrixx | 49% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velundy | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | lIkIa | 52% | 82 |
| #3 | k4RLa | 50% | 167 |
| #4 | Largo | 49% | 145 |
| #5 | natrixx | 49% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natrixx | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | k4RLa | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | lIkIa | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Largo | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4RLa | 197 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | natrixx | 178 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | velundy | 97 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | lIkIa | 85 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Largo | 83 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lIkIa | +2.21 | 81 | 38 |
| #2 | alex | +1.13 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | k4RLa | +0.11 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | natrixx | +0.08 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | Largo | -0.27 | 73 | 45 |





