








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 796 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 469 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 422 matches | ||
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 132 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 68,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20661 | 30% |
| Smokes | 14077 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 19736 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 13849 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,574,120 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zexuiya | 57% | 152 |
| #2 | k4RLa | 56% | 214 |
| #3 | 1972 Hit "Do It Again" | 54% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zexuiya | 57% | 152 |
| #2 | k4RLa | 56% | 214 |
| #3 | 1972 Hit "Do It Again" | 54% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1972 Hit "Do It Again" | 69 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Zexuiya | 24 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | k4RLa | 12 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4RLa | 247 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | 1972 Hit "Do It Again" | 175 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Zexuiya | 116 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4RLa | +3.31 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | 1972 Hit "Do It Again" | +3.04 | 70 | 30 |
| #3 | Zexuiya | +1.44 | 32 | 47 |
| #4 | velundy | -0.17 | 33 | 50 |





