








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3403 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4132 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4098 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3798 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,881,318 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velundy | 56% | 214 |
| #2 | Largo | 51% | 193 |
| #3 | alex | 50% | 167 |
| #4 | kanki | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | lIkIa | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Largo | 51% | 193 |
| #3 | alex | 50% | 167 |
| #4 | kanki | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | lIkIa | 47% | 47 |
| #6 | natrixx | 46% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natrixx | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | velundy | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | alex | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | kanki | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Largo | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex | 415 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | velundy | 362 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | natrixx | 307 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | kanki | 168 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Largo | 100 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4RLa | +1.41 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | lIkIa | +1.33 | 82 | 38 |
| #3 | kanki | +0.77 | 68 | 78 |
| #4 | natrixx | +0.11 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | alex | +0.01 | 76 | 60 |





